glowcloud:

I have to say the Kim K app was an amazing business idea and I feel like it has already done wonders for her brand. Now I see pictures of Kim Kardashian and I think “that’s my extremely generous friend Kim she really got my modeling career off the ground”

Are you always high?
Anonymous

ruinedchildhood:

when you see someone cute but they’re straight

katkinkat:

i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful

hotsuburbandad:

This water is VEGAN???? *spits it out* bring me some meat water you punk clown

literallysame:

we are terrible people

urbanoutcritters:

i’m gonna be the chillest parent ever when it comes to my kid’s clothes
u wanna wear band tshirts and red lipstick? hell yeah. u wanna wear floral skirts and hockey jerseys? cool man, if that’s what u want. you wanna wear fedoras and rage comic shirts? well actually,

sharkeisha:

me
princeowl:

say something im giving up on you

princeowl:

say something im giving up on you

taint3ed:

menthuthuyoupi:

catholicschoolqueen:

BYE

LMAO WOW

I’M CRYING

taint3ed:

menthuthuyoupi:

catholicschoolqueen:

BYE

LMAO WOW

I’M CRYING

mamalovebone:

need a sex tip? Cosmo says fuck a donut. fuck a donut. just fuck the fucking donut you fucking piece of shit. fuck you

mamalovebone:

need a sex tip? Cosmo says fuck a donut. fuck a donut. just fuck the fucking donut you fucking piece of shit. fuck you

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

People are dying from over thinking. They fill their brains with harsh thoughts and it brings the body down too. Chances are no one thinks as bad about you than you.
Unknown (via ohteenscanrelate)